I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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