yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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