I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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