I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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