i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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