Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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