drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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