There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had to cum in my sink.
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