Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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