i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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