East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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