He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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