that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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