Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The ass gains better be worth it
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