READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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