I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Are we still banned from the library?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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