Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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