I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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