I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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