I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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