would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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