The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This baby is an asshole
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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