so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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