you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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