You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
