I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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