I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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