dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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