Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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