After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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