I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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