Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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