I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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