i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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