If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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