Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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