for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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