If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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