love makes seman taste better
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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