How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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