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She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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