are you still at the devil's house?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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