He uses pillows to masturbate.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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