oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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