Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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