my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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