singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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