direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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