Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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