He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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