I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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