McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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