I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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